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“When it was apparent that Cheri had talent, Gusmanov came up with the idea of having her don the green Girl Scout uniform because he knew Cici couldn’t say no to sashes, pins, and an American Institution. It was the perfect cover for him to take her to shooting lessons at the 4-H and, later, to state junior riflery competitions.”
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